Random - Less than 5, No letter i

A goofy question was posed on a website I frequent regularly. It read like this:
Here's a challenge! Can any of you write a reasonable sentence, without using a word containing more than 5 letters?
My response:
Attempting undertakings involving suchlike myriad complexities renders oneself entirely perplexed, tending toward marked confidence decline, thereby reinforcing preconceived personal inadequacies whence cyclic destructive patterns originate.

Another question:
Can you say a sentence of 30 words without using the letter i?
My answer:
I occasionally fail miserably while attempting literary exercises in this vein, sometimes in quite excruciatingly epic proportions, insomuch I think I might necessitate additional educational intervention, including remedial English instruction.

Nope, I guess I can't.